THE WINNER! Allsort THE WINNER!
Not the prettiest barge in the flotilla, but apparently the fastest.
This absurdly shaped pontoon of a boat has all the grace and charm of a psychotic Albanian wombat
and yet it is still capable of winning the prestigious Watermouth Easter Boat Race, how?
Well, one way is the nobble the leader of the race, wet his matches and have him disqualified, that's how.
But I wont be the one to point a finger.